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autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

Sep 02 2014



punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site




thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 




romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”




thementalpotato:

starkspangledfeelings:

rhinestonelives:

pizzaforpresident:

barackfuckingobama:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr

thats weird

sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior

it’s downey

and i’m like woah

oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert

I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.

Bob.

bob

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how though

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viridianshadow:

theseweirddreams:

Kevin is us. 

at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.






with-nbhd:

The Neighbourhood - No Grey




shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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David Luiz first training session in Miami.




@rafaelribeirorio: “David Luiz na chegada ao hotel Mandarim Oriental em Miami.#selecaobrasileira #davidluiz #miami #mandarimoriental #cbf #brasil @davidluiz_4




Arrival at the hotel in Miami for the Brazil vs Colombia friendly.




haapenasneymar:

It seems like they’re gossiping about someone




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