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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

Aug 28 2014



arabellesicardi:

skinny people mad over nicki minaj’s lyrics, please multiply your feelings by 24/7 and then u will perhaps understand a little bit what thick girls may be going thru when your bodies are the ones that are served in stores, represented, desired and glorified……you can cope with 1 song not about u…………….we can do it together. i believe in u 




lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places




bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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sourcedumal:

jaclynxhyde:

makeupandchucks:

This is great.

this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots. 

GOOD!




Other transfer window news:

thomasmullersabae:

-Messi is actually going to play in Seattle

-Thomas Müller and Bastian Schweinsteiger are moving to BVB

-Neuer is going to be the new Warsaw goal keeper

oh and

-David Beckham is coming back to Manchester United






emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really




lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 








Fernando Torres and David Luiz



awwww-cute:

My Shorty Jack Russell, Harry




mens-rights-activia:

Jesse Williams spits the unapologetic truth that CNN viewers have never heard.